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Love, Chaos, Healing

A romantic dramedy about finding love amidst chaos on a Swedish quartz farm.

Discover Quartz & Quips

"A Wall Street burnout and his free-spirited ride-or-die clash, crash, and catch feels over runaway goats and crystal vibes—while battling a salty rival dead set on wrecking their Swedish farm in this laugh-out-loud romcom."

Quartz & Quips

Premise: John Parker, a cynical and recently burned-out African American Wall Street executive from New York City, reluctantly follows his new, free-spirited Swedish partner, Elsa, to her family's unique "quartz farm" – a sprawling estate in rural Sweden renowned for its breathtaking landscape covered in beautiful crystal stones like quartz and amethyst. Expecting a tranquil health reset, John instead finds himself amidst utter chaos: mischievous rogue goats, Elsa's fiercely independent nature, and a vengeful ex-best friend determined to sabotage the farm's burgeoning agritourism business and its potentially revolutionary RF-harvesting invention (a generator that runs from radio frequencies or wirless-energy device). Torn between the familiar allure of his high-powered past and the unexpected pull of this vibrant, albeit chaotic, new world, John must decide whether to fight for his newfound love and a farm that might just heal him in more ways than one, or retreat to the corporate safety net that nearly destroyed him.

From the book: Lettuce B 2gether -(Quartz & Quips)

Farm Life Chaos

Join a cynical exec navigating love, rogue goats, and a fiery farm owner in Sweden.

A black and white street sign that reads 'Wall St' is mounted on a lamppost. The sign includes a small arrow and the numbers '1-21'. The background shows faint outlines of building structures.
A black and white street sign that reads 'Wall St' is mounted on a lamppost. The sign includes a small arrow and the numbers '1-21'. The background shows faint outlines of building structures.
Romantic Dramedy

Discover a captivating story of love, healing, and the struggle between old life and new.

Quartz Farm

Experience chaos and romance on a Swedish quartz farm, where love and healing collide amidst rogue goats and corporate dilemmas.

Location

123 Quartz Lane, Sweden

Hours

9 AM - 5 PM