
Love, Chaos, Healing
A romantic dramedy about finding love amidst chaos on a Swedish quartz farm.
Discover Quartz & Quips
"A Wall Street burnout and his free-spirited ride-or-die clash, crash, and catch feels over runaway goats and crystal vibes—while battling a salty rival dead set on wrecking their Swedish farm in this laugh-out-loud romcom."


Quartz & Quips
Premise: John Parker, a cynical and recently burned-out African American Wall Street executive from New York City, reluctantly follows his new, free-spirited Swedish partner, Elsa, to her family's unique "quartz farm" – a sprawling estate in rural Sweden renowned for its breathtaking landscape covered in beautiful crystal stones like quartz and amethyst. Expecting a tranquil health reset, John instead finds himself amidst utter chaos: mischievous rogue goats, Elsa's fiercely independent nature, and a vengeful ex-best friend determined to sabotage the farm's burgeoning agritourism business and its potentially revolutionary RF-harvesting invention (a generator that runs from radio frequencies or wirless-energy device). Torn between the familiar allure of his high-powered past and the unexpected pull of this vibrant, albeit chaotic, new world, John must decide whether to fight for his newfound love and a farm that might just heal him in more ways than one, or retreat to the corporate safety net that nearly destroyed him.
From the book: Lettuce B 2gether -(Quartz & Quips)
Farm Life Chaos
Join a cynical exec navigating love, rogue goats, and a fiery farm owner in Sweden.
Romantic Dramedy
Discover a captivating story of love, healing, and the struggle between old life and new.


Quartz Farm
Experience chaos and romance on a Swedish quartz farm, where love and healing collide amidst rogue goats and corporate dilemmas.
Location
123 Quartz Lane, Sweden
Hours
9 AM - 5 PM