Quartz Chaos
A romantic dramedy about love, chaos, and self-discovery.
Farm Life
Explore love amidst chaos on a Swedish quartz farm.
Corporate Escape
A journey from Wall Street to a healing farm.
QUARTZ & QUIPS — SERIES TREATMENT
Format: 6-Episode Limited Series (40–45 min episodes)
Genre: Romantic Dramedy
Tone: Warm, witty, and heartfelt — Emily in Paris charm meets Virgin River stakes, with a quirky Scandinavian twist.
SERIES OVERVIEW
Premise:
When a cynical, burned-out Wall Street exec lands on a Swedish quartz farm for a health reset, he expects peace. Instead, he gets chaos — rogue goats, a fiery farm owner, and a vengeful ex-best friend trying to sabotage it all. Torn between his old life and this unexpected new world, he must decide — fight for love and a farm that might heal him, or run back to the corporate safety net that nearly broke him.
Core Conflict:
John struggles to let go of his high-stakes past, while Elsa battles Agnes, her ex-bestie turned tech mogul, who’s bribing local officials to seize the farm and its game-changing RF-harvesting invention.
Character Arcs:
John evolves from a cynical city guy avoiding his problems to a man willing to fight for love and a new future.
Elsa learns to trust again after battling illness and betrayal, realizing she doesn’t have to fight alone.
Agnes schemes her way to the top — until her greed turns the town against her.
Themes:
✅ Second chances & self-discovery✅ The clash between city ambition & rural simplicity ✅Healing — physically, emotionally, and through unexpected love
✅ Finding home in the most unlikely places
DETAILED EPISODE BREAKDOWN
EPISODE 1: CRASH LANDING
🔹 Meet-cute gone wrong: John Parker (55, overworked, over caffeinated) slips on Stockholm ice, colliding with Elsa Andersson (50, farm owner, ex-Marbella socialite turned goat whisperer). Their chemistry crackles immediately — mostly from mutual annoyance.
🔹 Elsa invites him to Crystal Mountain, her late father’s quartz farm, for a “real reset.” John, post-medical consult, reluctantly agrees.
🔹 Fish-out-of-water chaos ensues: Goats trample him, chickens attack, and his phone gets eaten by a particularly aggressive hen. Elsa smirks, unfazed.
🔹 Hint of trouble: Elsa’s ex-best friend Agnes (52, wealthy, ruthless) lurks in a sleek car, watching the farm.
📍 Cliffhanger: Power mysteriously flickers. John finds an old, dust-covered box labeled “Dad’s Project.”