Quartz Chaos

A romantic dramedy about love, chaos, and self-discovery.

red and white house near green trees under white sky during daytime
red and white house near green trees under white sky during daytime
Farm Life

Explore love amidst chaos on a Swedish quartz farm.

selective focus of two brown roosters at daytime
selective focus of two brown roosters at daytime
The image captures a street sign pole at an intersection with signs for Wall Street and Broadway. The background features a tall building with numerous windows and an overcast sky, creating an urban atmosphere. A TD Bank logo is partially visible on the building façade.
The image captures a street sign pole at an intersection with signs for Wall Street and Broadway. The background features a tall building with numerous windows and an overcast sky, creating an urban atmosphere. A TD Bank logo is partially visible on the building façade.
A street sign for Wall Street mounted on a pole, alongside a one-way traffic sign and a 'no right turn' sign. The background shows stone architecture and a partial view of the American flag, indicating a financial district setting.
A street sign for Wall Street mounted on a pole, alongside a one-way traffic sign and a 'no right turn' sign. The background shows stone architecture and a partial view of the American flag, indicating a financial district setting.
Corporate Escape

A journey from Wall Street to a healing farm.

QUARTZ & QUIPS — SERIES TREATMENT

Format: 6-Episode Limited Series (40–45 min episodes)

Genre: Romantic Dramedy

Tone: Warm, witty, and heartfelt — Emily in Paris charm meets Virgin River stakes, with a quirky Scandinavian twist.

SERIES OVERVIEW

Premise:

When a cynical, burned-out Wall Street exec lands on a Swedish quartz farm for a health reset, he expects peace. Instead, he gets chaos — rogue goats, a fiery farm owner, and a vengeful ex-best friend trying to sabotage it all. Torn between his old life and this unexpected new world, he must decide — fight for love and a farm that might heal him, or run back to the corporate safety net that nearly broke him.

Core Conflict:

John struggles to let go of his high-stakes past, while Elsa battles Agnes, her ex-bestie turned tech mogul, who’s bribing local officials to seize the farm and its game-changing RF-harvesting invention.

Character Arcs:

John evolves from a cynical city guy avoiding his problems to a man willing to fight for love and a new future.

Elsa learns to trust again after battling illness and betrayal, realizing she doesn’t have to fight alone.

Agnes schemes her way to the top — until her greed turns the town against her.

Themes:

Second chances & self-discovery The clash between city ambition & rural simplicity Healing — physically, emotionally, and through unexpected love

Finding home in the most unlikely places

DETAILED EPISODE BREAKDOWN

EPISODE 1: CRASH LANDING

🔹 Meet-cute gone wrong: John Parker (55, overworked, over caffeinated) slips on Stockholm ice, colliding with Elsa Andersson (50, farm owner, ex-Marbella socialite turned goat whisperer). Their chemistry crackles immediately — mostly from mutual annoyance.

🔹 Elsa invites him to Crystal Mountain, her late father’s quartz farm, for a “real reset.” John, post-medical consult, reluctantly agrees.

🔹 Fish-out-of-water chaos ensues: Goats trample him, chickens attack, and his phone gets eaten by a particularly aggressive hen. Elsa smirks, unfazed.

🔹 Hint of trouble: Elsa’s ex-best friend Agnes (52, wealthy, ruthless) lurks in a sleek car, watching the farm.

📍 Cliffhanger: Power mysteriously flickers. John finds an old, dust-covered box labeled “Dad’s Project.”